Tarsiger johnstoniae

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Round 1

hork

constellation

hork (English)
[ˈhɔː(ɹ)k]
1. To eat hastily or greedily; to gobble.
2. (Computer Programming Dialect) To foul up; to be occupied with difficulty, tangle, or unpleasantness; to be broken.

constellation (English, Astronomy Dialect)
[ˌkɑn.stəˈleɪ.ʃən]
A collection of stars that a culture ascribes meaning to.

susidestroyerofworlds

We've always turned our gaze to the sky for various reasons, be it timekeeping or navigation. We have come from the stars and we look up to them for guidance. We have found our way with Polaris and other stars. Their positions to told us the seasons. Now we have sattelites, man-made objects spending their lives among the stars, an approximation of celestial greatness, telling us where we are down to the level of a decimeter and when we are down to 28 billionths of a second. Space is our home and although we are not using the constellations as we used to, we must remember our roots

jbeetle814

That's nice but

HORK

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davidbowielovesyou

Excuse me, it's

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reblogging for the hork
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Ultimate Word Tournament!

Round 1

ire

funicular

ire (English)
[aɪɹ]
Anger, often an intense anger.

funicular (English)
[fjuˈnɪkjələr]
a cable railroad, especially one on a mountainside, in which ascending and descending cars are counterbalanced; a type of cable railway system that connects points along a railway track laid on a steep slope.

twofoursixohjuan

propaganda:

jacobcullen

collared-bush-robin

VOTE FUNICULAR!!!!!!

pls

funicular transit

Content warning: dongs and sucks (mention of genitalia and sexual activity concerning such genitalia)

I was eating a banana and I impulsively tried to throat it to a disappointing result.

So, note to my future partner: you’re not getting blown if you’re not small, sorry.

I sometimes check on photos from transit fans’ Instagram pages because [insert reason here], and for some pages the social media person of the transit agency whose vehicle is featured in the photo likes and comments on these photos.

Either they’re being persuaded to engage in posts like these or, much less likely, someone legitimately interested in transit is happy to see “C6969 departing Throckmorton Exchange on the 420 Woobydooby Station during the evening rush”.

transit public transit

on the one hand i’m glad The Algorithm doesn’t seem to explicitly (in the sense of there being a variable associated to a person indicating such characteristics) track people’s sexuality and whether they’re cis or trans (to my knowledge) because that could be used for all sorts of nefarious motives should this information fall on the wrong person’s hands.

on the other hands why does google tag me as male but keep showing me ads for bras? i don’t have boobs.